Adam and Eve Posted on 2006-02-22 11:08:30 Married life is full of excitement : In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. "God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"  "So you would love her."  "But why did you make her so dumb?"  "So she would love you."  Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"  As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.  He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"  The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!" Filed under: Love Joke; 28452 comments Send Love SMS Posted on 2006-02-06 05:15:46 I got some funny SMS: If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone... I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest. It is hard to talk when your in love because when I look into your beautiful I get my breath taken away. R for red, red for blood, blood for heart, heart for love, love for you, you for me, me is you, I love you. There was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me, my sweet angel. Filed under: Love SMS; 4930 comments Valentine's Day Love Poem Posted on 2006-02-04 03:34:23 I found a very pretty poem. It is the best one I' ve ever read, and its realy touched my heart and relates to me about a special person in my life. To My Wife poem by Oscar Wilde I can write no stately proem  As a prelude to my lay;  From a poet to a poem  I would dare to say.  For if of these fallen petals One to you seem fair,  Love will waft it till it settles On your hair.  And when wind and winter harden All the loveless land,  It will whisper of the garden, You will understand. And there is nothing left to do  But to kiss once again, and part,  Nay, there is nothing we should rue,  I have my beauty,-you your Art,  Nay, do not start,  One world was not enough for two Like me and you. Filed under: Love Poem; 19653 comments Love Love Love Posted on 2006-02-02 13:02:39 I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes It's written on the wind that's everywhere I go I see your face before me in everything I do You gave your promise to me and I gave mine to you Wet Wet Wet - Love is all around Love is a wonderful thing. Today we launched our new category: LOVE. You are invited to contribute your thoughts on love at blogging-love.com. Send us your stories and comments, help us to express the art of love. by Helen Filed under: Love; 32266 comments From Chat to the Wedding Posted on 2006-02-01 11:18:25 I've read the internet love stories both in the Internet Kalauz magazine and on the web. They prompted me to want to write and share our own story which – don't be surprised - but it began no less than 5 years ago, and is still going strong, and then some…. But I'm saving the best news last, now let me begin in the beginning, with our meeting. In those days I worked at the JATE University in Szeged in the Department of English and had access to the internet. I've used the IRC before but at that time someone had unexpectedly greeted me and his first sentence was: ‘Hello you dear girl!” To which I responded: “How do you know that I'm a dear girl?” Anyway, I met a boy right there on the Internet. He was from Budapest and studied at the mathematical department of the University of Science (ELTE). Somehow he was different from the other boys on the net. I was pretty much getting tired of the fact that I could not carry on a decent conversation with any of them. We talked a lot and it became obvious that we had a lot in common. We became more and more impressed with each other as the days and weeks went by. We ‘met’ almost on a daily basis in the chat and if that didn't work, then we wrote e-mails. It often happened that we thought of the same thing, we felt the common tie and that we are important to one another. Naturally, after a while we've exchanged pictures also and both of us liked the looks of the other. We've talked on the phone a few times and as a next step the situation had ripened to where we began to think we should meet in person. A month after our virtual meeting I traveled to Budapest where he waited for me at the Western train station. This was the first personal meeting which, although caused both of us plenty of anxiety, was not a disappointment to either of us, on the contrary. I really liked him and he seemed to like me. It was terribly cold that day, so much so that the rose he gave me froze in my hand, but we couldn't really tell we were so involved with each other. All day we've wondered around, on Margaret Island and the museum grounds. We had a wonderful time together, so much so that by evening I've almost missed my train. There was no doubt in either of our minds that there will be a continuation. The following week there was more than the usual amount of communication between us and a week later he came to see me in Szeged. From then on we met on every week-end. Our love grew each day and it wasn't too long before we were planning a future together. www.cyberlove101.com Filed under: Marriage; 24003 comments